On the First Day of Christmas, my Sheriff gave to me: An Autarkis in a pine tree...

On the Second Day of Christmas, my Sheriff gave to me: Two blood points, and an Autarkis in a pine tree....

On the Third Day of Christmas, my Sheriff gave to me: Three ghouled wolves, two blood points, and an Autarkis in a pine tree...

On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my Sheriff gave to me: Four Casting Tremere, three ghouled wolves, two blood points, and an Autarkis in a pine tree...

On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my Sheriff gave to me: Five dead Sabbat.... four casting Tremere, three ghouled wolves, two blood points, and an Autarkis in a pine tree...

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my Sheriff gave to me: Six squabbling Tories... Five dead Sabbat... four casting Tremere, three ghouled wolves, two blood points, and an Autarkis in a pine tree...

On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my Sheriff gave to me: Seven Primogen, six squabbling Tories, Five dead Sabbat... four casting Tremere, three ghouled wolves, two blood points, and an Autarkis in a pine tree...

On the Eight Day of Christmas, my Sheriff gave to me: Eight dancing Malkies, seven Primogen, six squabbling Tories, five dead Sabbat... four casting Tremere, three ghouled wolves, two blood points, and an Autarkis in a pine tree....

On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my Sheriff gave to me: Nine unseen Nossies, eight dancing Malkies, seven Primogen, six squabbling Tories, five dead Sabbat..... four casting Tremere, three ghouled wolves, two blood points, and an Autarkis in a pine tree...

On the Tenth day of Christmas, my Sheriff gave to me: Ten wouldbe Caines, nine unseen Nossies, eight dancing Malkies, seven Primogen, six squabbling Tories, five dead Sabbat..... four casting Tremere, three ghouled wolves, two blood points, and an Autarkis in a pine tree...

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my Sheriff gave to me: Eleven hunters hunting, ten wouldbe Caines, nine unseen Nossies, eight dancing Malkies, seven Primogen, six squabbling Tories, five dead Sabbat..... four casting Tremere, three ghouled wolves, two blood points, and an Autarkis in a pine tree...

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my Sheriff gave to me: Twelve Clans a'plottin', eleven hunters hunting, ten wouldbe Caines, nine unseen Nossies, eight dancing Malkies, seven Primogen, six squabbling Tories, five dead Sabbat..... four casting Tremere, three ghouled wolves, two blood points, and an Autarkis in a pine tree...

On the Thirteenth Day of Christmas, I Dominated the Clans, killed the hunters, laughed at the wannabe Caines, bribed all the Nossies, played with the Malkies, blood bound the Primogen, smacked all the Tories, drank down the Sabbat, banished the Tremere, walked all the wolfies, paid the Assamites with the blood, and killed the Autarkis for Masq Breach...

Whew! It's TOUGH being Prince!